Joe Friday (Dan Aykroyd) and Pep Streebeck (Tom Hanks) must solve a series of Pagan robberies and bring in a phony priest (Christopher Plummer) to justice. Also starring Dabney Coleman and Harry Morgan.
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Quotes
Sylvia:"Do these look like the breasts of a forty year old woman?"
Friday:"No ma'am. They're quite impressive...bordering on spectacular."
Friday:"Ah, sure, but just like every other foaming, rabid psycho in this city with a foolproof plan, you've forgotten you're facing the single finest fighting force ever assembled."
Jonathan:"The Israelis?"
Pep:"You know the kinds of things that can fall into an industrial sausage press? Not excluding rodent hairs and...bug excrement?"
Friday:"I hate you, Streebeck."
Pep:"And if I may a toast...To Granny Mundy: May you live as long as you want but never want as long as you live."
Pep:"(As Friday jumps out of the tank and starts going after the criminals) Thank God, it's Friday!"
Woman:"(On the Caesar Mansion intercom) Oh, thank God, vibrator repair!"
Friday:"No, ma'am. L.A.P.D!"
(At the P.A.G.A.N rally) Friday:"Prepare the virgin?' I don't like the sound of that."
Pep:"Let's just hope they're not referring to you."
P.A.G.A.N Leader:"For the final touch to our brew tonight, a pristine virgin in a gown of white. Evil bringeth here our plea, she's as pure as she can be! White and clean as driven snow, from Orange County, here we go!"
Joe Friday:"Psudo halogenic collagen cynaogen.....uh huh
-Joe Friday"
Quote O' Matic
Rambo:"We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says "Shine, please, shine!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Joey said "Yeah." And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over the place. And he's laying there, he's fucking screaming. There's pieces of him all over me, just... like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and"